>>> You can tape a check to the casket! <<<
Deals?
OK, how about discounting that whole 'casket' idea and doing it right. I'll (for FREE, mind you) scatter your ashes anywhere you like, within a reasonable distance from the Melbourne airport ... and we'll even provide the baggie and a card. Even Steven. Deal?
Speaking of ashes and airplanes, true story...
Several years ago whenever one of the prominent farmers passed away in south Florida the family wanted his ashes scattered over his farm. I somehow got the job and flew the widow in the 182, we opened the window and out went the ashes ... except that we somehow forgot that the high outside pressure would want to get inside the airplane, bringing the ashes with it. I cleaned the man's ashes out of that airplane for several weeks after that.
