Hey, ridiculous. You do realize that during the Vietnam war, there was serious research by Pentagon types on a high-decibel type of super subwoofer--I think the operating frequency was between 6 and 12 Hz--that when aimed at the advancing army was so loud it would cause them to, er, um, void their bowels, thus incapacitating the enemy.

Perhaps further research is in order for upcoming sound-offs. . .

Regards,

Alan Lofft,
Axiom Resident Expert (Retired)