From my call to a tech support center earlier:
TS: Tenk you for calling the E---n Technical suppoort, my name is the Andrew (uh huh). Pliz to be geeving me your name?
LJ: Mark
TS: Madk?
LJ: Mark
TS: Maduck?
LJ: Mark
TS: Madrk! OK Madrk, what is the problems?
LJ: (making huge mistake) Please refer to ticket#
987654321-1.ab_56@nnvzzzzz(qz?)666[numberofthebeast]gotterdammerung=(e=mc2*piR2)unterdenlinden-foshizzle.TS: Wot?
LJ: Huh?
TS: Pliz to be repeating!?
LJ: (repeats using the NATO Phonetic Alphabet) Niner-87654321-1.alphabravo...
TS: Is this "puh" as in "pravo" or "buh" like in thee "bravo."
LJ:
TS: Sair?
LJ:
TS: Sair? Are you being here?
LJ: Grrrummbblemotherfrrrginjerkash... (they finally get it together)
TS: Let me reading this: On garble jumble jumble garble splotch putwee, Mardruk thpit pbbbbbtt gargle rancid dweeb. Oon conga muder orcthanc puyallup gestalt zud nakret shiva brahma krishna. Is this being correct?
LJ: Gotta go. Bye.
