New Hampshire is pretty far out of your way, huh? At least our gun laws are extremely relaxed....

Maybe someday I'll get to your neck of the woods and we can blow stuff up around your house?

Man, your neighbors will be talking for generations about the "American _ _ _ hole" that visited. And you'll be pretty well-known yourself!

::::::: No disrespect to Axiom, but my favorite woofer is my yellow lab :::::::