Wives are difficult to shop for. I'm at a total loss, there. Some nice clothing always seems to be appreciated. When my eldest was little, one of the Christmas presents I bought him was some alphabet fridge magnets. He would spend hours sticking the letters on, knocking them off, and do over. Blocks are good, also. That way the kids will have something with corners to whip at one another.
Safety pins are bad, they seem to make little lips bleed. It's easy to shop for me, guys. I want a wall of sound. You can all chip in and send me as many pair of M80s that I can get through the front door.
