what is it with "cheap VPs?" I'm an IT guy, and I swear, they drive me nuts. It would seem the more someone makes, the cheaper they get!

I had one call me and ask if IT could supply him with headphones. Headphones?!?! I sent him back an email and said, "I have an extra pair at home I'll bring in for him, and he can have them."

They cost me 8 bucks at an airport when I was in a pinch. Hurt my ears. Get what you pay for. I'd tell him that K-mart is running some specials this weekend, he'd better get over there fast before the supply of Sparkomatics run out!