John, that was a real gag! Thanks for that link.
Ah..I can see it now. Axiom presents Chess with the first radium powered portable nuclear reactor to ensure a fresh supply of electrons, protons and neutrons that can be used to transmit audio signals to the purest degree. Throw in a few Cadmium rods for better control.
Sushi is given a set of scuba gear to test the effect of home theater underwater (with waterproof speakers). After all, sound travels faster in a denser medium. Who knows? Sushi might become a part of the website and be the only successful project among all the failures. While sampling the sound, he can catch live sushi and eat them too!
