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Since I've been traveling for work, I've developed a hatred for Tauruses. I like to call them Sponges. "Oh, you'd like to brake? I might do that sometime... Accelerate? Um... I'm not sure how to do that. Steer? Maybe in the next few minutes..."




I always thought they looked like a pregnant Tylenol Capsule.

I’m looking to trade my truck in on a new one. I’ve got an 05 Sierra Denali pickup and love the thing. AWD, pumped up 6 ltr…. Comfy… roomy…rallies well for a truck with the 20’s on it.

The new Siera Denali’s have the new pumped up 6.2 ltr motor with variable valve timing that shuts down four cylinders when they aren’t needed. 406 hp and an average 20 mpg. Still AWD and super nice inside. It even has a heated steering wheel..

….yep, I NEED a new truck. Mine’s dirty.