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. . . or we could offer EP400s with backpack attachments. You could wear them any time you were out hiking or visiting the gift shop at a resort or any other high-risk activity. When the bear comes near, just emit a threatening subsonic rumble (using your EP400, of course, pmbuko!) I smell a winner!




Sweet! I'd love to see a mock-up of one, and a video on YouTube showing it "in action."

Farewell - June 4, 2020