Yeah, but we're FAR from "even"
I tried tipping an M80 last night. It didn't fall over
1. They're not like cows, eh?
2. The speakers weigh more than you. Come on!
This is actually a pretty simple engineering problem.
1. Make sure the speaker is exactly where you want it
2. Take out the bottom woofer.
3. Drill a hole through the bottom of the speaker and into the floor. Maybe 2. Or more.
4. Put 1.25 globs of silicone in said hole(s)
5. Drive a screw and washer through the hole, mechanically fastening the speaker to the floor.
6. Replace the woofer
Sometimes, you guys really overthink things.
