After seeing the OP, I just had to read this thread in its entirety for the entertainment value. It was tough to pick, but my favorite:

 Originally Posted By: JKP005
By the way, I have been told that the guy that owns Mapleshade is the genius who developed and built the A10 jet.

By whom? I remember being told repeatedly and emphatically that there were WMD in Iraq...

A: Epic 80 * 600 / Integra DTC-9.8 / A1400-8
V: Samsung HL-S6187W / Tosh HD-XA2 / PS3 / Oppo 970HD