Don't say that to a guitar player with a loaded guitar.
Oh, you're GUITARDED... I'll speak slower then.
Old industry joke.
There's tons of them once you cut through what the musicians are trying to say:
"It's got a good growl" = "I'm driving the amp into clipping"
"It's punchy" = "I could only afford a 2x8 cabinet"
"That mellow part" = "The part where I turn off one of my chained Co Pro Rats"
"I play guitar" = "Just ignore me"
"I play bass" = "I handle the money and the band hates me"
"I play drums" = "I'm homeless"
"I sing" = "Mommy didn't love me"
"I'm the sound guy" = "I downloaded Audacity"
"I'm an audio engineer" = "I pirated Pro Tools"
"**** you" = "I'm the actual audio engineer"
(tongue planted firmly in cheek)
Bren R.
