Lawyer:I am here to serve you with a sapina.
Homer: Well I'm not opening the door.
Lawyer: It comes with a side of bacon.
Homer: Is it crispy?
Lawyer: Yeeees.
Homer: But not too crispy?
Lawyer: Nooo.

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I’m armed and I’m drinking. You don’t want to listen to advice from me, amigo.

-Max Payne