I'm hoping to spend at least a little bit of my afterlife as a poltergeist. I don't want to scare people to death, I just want to be able to play with their toys.

/em smiles as he pictures Mark discovering all his wood stock pre-mortised in cryptic patterns that look like there is a mysterious and ominous message to decipher but are truly random.

With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.