I think the recent resurgence of the Pink Elephant in Mark's sig line is clearly inconsistent with the mandate presented here over FOUR YEARS AGO.

The Pink Elephant is the Brett Favre of avatars.

I never really had a "nemesis" before, and never thought that, if I did, it would be an animated pachyderm.

His name isn't "Khan" by any chance?

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