Originally Posted By: Lampshade
1. There are polka dot towels in my bathroom.
2. The polka dot towels match my tooth brush holder.
3. I have a tooth brush holder.
4. I used to think Ikea was a neat place.


Originally Posted By: tomtuttle
I recommend the meatballs at Ikea.
Originally Posted By: medic8r
I recommend the Expedit bookshelves. They can handle anything and are good looking in a minimalistic way.


I recommend divorce.

The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.