All I need is a switch!? Hey, I can handly that! Thanks Jay.

Uh.... What's DHCP?

There is an "advanced" network setup option, but it comes with a warning, "not recommended for the IT challenged" (my interpretation of the warning). Seeing how I ma severely challenged, I elected to not try the advanced set up.

The dashes above mean there is no default gateway or DNS.

I'm cursed. For absolutely no reason at all (I did nothing, seriously), the damn thing reset everything to factory defaults, everything. All my favorites menu's, all my recordings, everything that had been recorded, all gone. Tech support (call number three) had absolutely no idea why this happened.

Tech had me run a system check, and everything came back golden.

At this point, I'm just laughing.