Stat released this Wed. reveals that Canadians are late for work a greater percentage of the time than their American counterparts.

See! I told you your "highways" aren't supposed to have 35 mph speed limits. And if there were more guns per capita, then people would have some incentive to move their sorry asses.

And, if it's not too much trouble to get off your collective chair sometime this year, we need more toothpicks and shingles.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.