Hey, wait a minute! I saw the half eaten cake on your kitchen table more than a month ago! And since you live alone...
Seriously guys, I've been to his house a few times and he's been to mine a few. I've even used his bathroom. There is absolutely no sign at all that any woman even visits there, let alone that there is a Mrs. Lampy.
Living 2 miles away and having just gotten her license, if Mrs. L. really existed, she would have crashed into my van by now.
He's only buying M80's, 'cause I have M60's. The pink Axiom purchase was a ruse to keep his parents off his back. I think he secretly has, like, 14 girlfriends and tells each of them that each Axiom purchase is just for her.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHRIS
Last edited by BoKay; 03/24/11 07:27 PM.
