--------------------Dateline 2099:
In the news today, iNASA reports that artificially intelligent space probes have developd telepathy.
The iGovernment tells people not to panic.

A spokeman from the Dept. of iDefense was quoted as saying,
"It appears that the iProbes have returned from the center of the galaxy with a heightened sense of self awareness but so far their only somewhat hostile act has been targeting what can only be described as "mental screams" at a dusty, preserved head in a jar at The New Hampshire iMuseum of Historical Rock Photography and Square Rooms."

When questioned, the head of the former Mark Johnson says,
"I don't understand it! Ken promised that when he chose immortality by uploading his brain to his latest computer breakthrough,Codenamed NANARASC, "NANotech for Audio Research And Sexual Companionship", THAT THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN!!! HE PROMISED!!!"

The head in a jar was last seen 'rolling away crying.'
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With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.