It wasn't really about the party. It was about the brewery. I thought Tom, Peter, and "others" (I can't remember every person here who's made mention of home brew) would be jealous.

I always get excited when someone gets jealous about something I don't care about---like parties or brew, or young & pretty people.

As for the dessert table favors, well who in Satan's red abyss do you think they called, Honey Badger?


Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.