I wish he had been taken alive.

We could have put him on display in a glass box for a few weeks, then brought him to ground zero.

There we would rope him to an upside down crucifix.

For a dollar, from 25 feet, you get to shoot 5 BB's at him. The carnival doesn't stop until everyone who wants to has had their shots, or there's nothing left to aim at.

Then we'd save the whole process on a video loop, sped up for our convenience. It would automatically pause at the parts where pieces of him actually fall off.

It would run all day in a kiosk at the New World Trade Center visitor's center.

PopeBob for President!

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.