I was trying to figure out which celebrity accent I should read that in, but I failed.
Who would be good? Joe Pesci? Marlon Brando? Joan Rivers? Fat Tony from The Simpsons? Maccauley Culkin?
When I was "composing" it, I was simultaneously thinking of Edward G. Robinson and Elmer Fudd.
Seriously, I encounter people who talk like that everyday since I've been a multi-degreed-failure tradesman. Crap, I had relatives that sounded almost that bad.
Cam, don't be concerned. By the 2nd paragraph of these thingies, I'm not sure anymore either.
