In order to be really positive about this, I think the authorites very much need a can of air from above the computer keyboard. Is the stank more "mothery" or "daughtery?"
Here's how it's properly done, you stupid, stupid girl.
Stand Caylee right next to the pool. Put on your Skull Candy phones and blast your compressed tunes. On your way into the house to fetch her very favorite ice cream flavor, you must have bumped into her and she fell in. The headphones and music prevented you from hearing the small "kerplunk."
You thought you could surpise her even more by adding hot fudge and whipped cream. When you came out, four minutes later, the gate was open, so you frantically ran out into the street and to the adjacent neighors'. You never thought to check the pool.
n.b. Toddlers have an amazing capacity to be revived, especially from drowning. The colder the water, the better their chances of survival. I think the magic # is around 30 minutes.
See! 31 minutes, NOT 31 days, you inefficient little slut!
Last edited by BobKay; 07/02/11 03:02 PM.
