note to Blue Jay:

You told me that The Stanley Cup would go directly back to the Hall of Fame in Kanada. Well, it's still in the possession of the Bruins.

Each player gets to have it for several days.
Yes, I know, most of them are taking it to show their family and friends in Kanada, but you misled me, you evil hoser.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.