I'd go back and tell myself about all of the bad on-the-job decisions I made so that I could have gotten rich during the 90's tech boom.

Oh, and I would have told myself NOT to buy that first house, and to stay at home with mom and dad for another 9 months after college and pay off my debt.

I could do both in the same trip, so where's the time machine? I'll be back before you know it. ;-)

Farewell - June 4, 2020