Originally Posted By: sonicfox
Our Thanksgiving dinners kinda suck. That means a gluten and dairy free dinner; ....we don't want them to feel excluded.


Mary, Mary, Mary! You ARE too nice. It's kind of unreasonable, especially for T-giving, to expect that everyone has to eat like crap because two children have to. Too bad. You should bring each of them a pilgrim outfit and all of your leftover Halloween candy. Oh, and bring a drill/driver and a couple dozen screws to "secure" the door to the room where they will be donning costumes and snarfing gummi bears.


Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.