I was reading the comments on George Takei's Facebook posting about this (which is something I rarely do--commentators I don't know are dumb as posts when taken in the aggregate), and there were actually people defending it. "Pizza's a complete meal! Crust is carb, toppings are protein, sauce is vegetable!" Seriously, people. I suspect you weigh 500lbs or are otherwise in rather poor health.

I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!