Screw you all! I DO want it! Except I want it navy blue, or that T-bird coral color that Halle Berry drove in James Bond.

And why don't all the new J-Lo commercials for the Fiat 500 show her driving THAT one with the real gold and diamonds for $675,000? At least the MB is a real car under all that schmaltz!

In the early 70's, the CEO of Ford drove a custom Pinto with a 5-speed, V-8, leather, sunroof, power-everything, etc.

Do you know how many Mercedes that awful live in Dubai?

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.