Since, thankfully, you were not seriously injured, I feel compelled to make jokes, but I think it still may be too soon. How's this Thursday sound? Will that work for you?

Makes me grateful that OSHA has never seen my home-made rigs to do three-story entrance foyer ceilings. Especially since I have to get wasted to go up there in the first place.


Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.