You have, Fred. Remember when there were three of us sitting together, and we were talking about how many people we'd each had sex with?

You were very quiet when I mentioned my number, but I wouldn't have called the look on your face dignified.

Wait! Which word is the real problem for you? "Quiet" or "dignity?"

OK! You win! I am incapable of both! There! Ya happy now?!?

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.