Although some days I will go in and buy, say, a ski mask (I was going to say balaclava), duct tape, rope and ammunition at 3am just to see the looks I get.
Beats the night I was staying over at a friend's place and his wife asked him to run out for a few things... at the time, there was one 24 hour drug store open - in "the village". He picked them up, we got to the cashier and she was stifling a laugh.
That's when I realized there were two 20-something males buying a tub of Vaseline, condoms and Vagisil at midnight.
Bren R.
