That was really bad. For that price they had better provide a package or two of bacon you can rub on the inner lining of the coffin just before the viewing.

When I die...

It doesn't much matter what I want. I'll be dead. Toss me in a plastic bag, fold me up and put me in the linen closet. Wrap me in bacon before you toss me in the cremation oven...

Fred

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Blujays1: Spending Fred's money one bottle at a time, no two... Oh crap!