Originally Posted By: INANE
I just want to know how many pages we're shooting for on this thread.


We're not counting pages, Ben. The goal is to keep it going at least several days a week until he turns fifty. With all that attention, he'll have nothing to bitch about on December 21st when he realizes no one is getting another birthday, ever.

If the world does not end before next April 19th, we will ignore his actual birthday. Well, that was MY long term plan, anyway.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.