THIS is how the neighborhood elementary school kids would sing to you:

Happy Birthday to you!
CHA CHA CHA!

Happy Birthday to you!
CHA CHA CHA!

Happy Birthday, dear Michael,
CHA CHA CHA!

Happy Birthday to you!
CHA CHA CHA!
YOU'RE A MONKEY, HA HA HA!
PICKLES!
DON'T FORGET THE SAUSAGE!



Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.