Happy BIG birthDAY Mark!!!

50 is the old age of youth and also begins when you need to pee every 28 minutes, no matter where you are. Keep the area between your bed and bathroom clear of obstructions.

Fortunately, your hearing also begins to diminish, so the audio in your square room will be less bothersome moving forward. Plus, you'll need to leave it every 28 minutes. All in all, a good day for reducing problems with audio!