Cam, my young man, welcome to the club! You DO KNOW that when someone presses the "screaming body snatchers" button, a flashing red strobe light and blaring siren erupt simultaneously on the ceiling above Ian and Aimee's bed.
Just remember that the next time you push the "WWBD" button.
And if you don't PM me a copy of what got deleted, I'm tellin' everyone that you're just too lazy to do crap for yourself.
I don't know if God exits, but it'd be way better for His reputation if He didn't.