"...liars, thieves and birds." That's great! Was that rant done in a different "drunken stupor" than the "one" that included the crack?

Now if you can just find footage of him whipping basketballs at City Councilors heads and groins, you'd really have somethin' goin' awn.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.