Since it couldn't be us, we were with you and Pete Carrol all the way, Tom. The fans and the press here really liked him. We had just come off the total jerkiness of Bill Parcels and were about to enter the "leave me alone, I'm dead" of Bill Bellichik.

Hope it was fun and exciting for you, you inconsiderate bastard.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.