Originally Posted By: medic8r
Hey, my taste in porn is kinky, I'll give you that, but not in that direction.
You are a mental health provider. From my experience, it goes with the job.

Remind me to tell you about the Park Ave shrink and the peeled, hard-boiled eggs.

(I think it's extra funny when I say something that is so preposterous, that I MUST be telling tales, when I'm not!)

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.