Hey, Cam!! I didn't recognize your new name, but I finally "got" your avatar. Duh!

I see that your opinionated self is alive and posting. I'm very glad for that.

xxoo,
GOD

Why would you want a mute girlfriend? She may never be able to say, "F-off, a-hole, I'm leaving for good!," but she can't say, "Oh my God, Oh my God, yes, yes, yes!," either!

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.