Originally Posted By: fredk
Originally Posted By: Lampshade
....and I love having to sit through your answering machine's message so you can screen my call......

401-xxx-xxxx is ME !!!

At least I don't have to sit through a message recorded by kids.

Correction, didn't. I'm sure now that Bob has seen this he is scouring the neighbourhood for a suitably annoying kid to record a message with.


Great! Now Fred's trying to get me wrongfully put on the Sex Offender Registry. "Hey, kids, wanna come to my house and talk on my phone. I'll tell you what to say. I'll even pay you!"

"Really, you Honor, it was just to annoy my friend, Chris!"


Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.