I just spent the last two hours drinking some fine Chianti while feeding a plethora of M80 decision options into a Bayesian Belief Network. Here's what the neural net came up with.

Who's got the ti AND v2 AND v3 AND v4? Axiom that's who!

Who's got a huge dock and can line up all 4 versions in inky black against the midnight darkness? Axiom that's who!

Who can host the largest double-blind listening test in September? Axiom that's who!

Time to light up Muskoka with some M80 sweetness boys...and Mary if you're still with us.

And finally...who's crazy enough to pull off a stunt like this in the name of SCIENCE! Ian that's who!

Isn't my neural net algorithm simply brilliant?