The thought of going to a proctologist scares me to death. Thin about it - college, medical school, 2 years intern 1-2 years residency. LOTSA education and you've got to be pretty sharp to get through all of it. Then BAM, this person picks proctology as a specialty. On purpose. Don't tell me about the money. Starin' at the old red eye 8 hours a day does not begin to earn enough compensation. Oh man - I'm dying here.