I guess it's like wishing for a Smith machine or leg press, until you discover a bodyweight calisthenic exercise that duplicates leg day (try it for 10 reps per leg, and jump higher if it seems too easy).

https://youtu.be/pz3-Hll7nh0

I asked a sushi chef what he used. He has a Chef's Choice electric knife sharpener and keeps a dozen knives at hand for a day's work. That's right up my alley: pure laziness. smile

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