I noticed some neighbor kids snooping around (up to no good) the vacant house next door. I quietly opened my front door and put in Pink Floyds "The Final Cut" track 8 "Get Your Filthy hands off my Desert", and turned it up to -5. When the explosion happened I could hear one of the kids scream, they havent been back.


LIFE IS SHORT.
DON'T BE A DICK.