I am just jealous that's all. After all you Canadians can possess those high powered toilets and us Americans can't have them. Oh well.

For those who have no clue what I am talking about Dave Barry has written numerous columns on high powered toilets being illegally "exported" into the US from Canada. Congress made it illegal to have high flush toilets here in the US after the Water conservation act in the early '90s. So some greedy and ruthless Americans have decided they must have these toilets at any cost. Vile scum! Pretty dang funny. If anyone wants a good laugh, I can see if I can dig up one of those columns.