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Re: Snake Oil Product of the Week.
#125539 01/30/06 07:00 PM
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Hey, I can melt down my wedding ring for it!

Re: Snake Oil Product of the Week.
#125540 01/30/06 09:31 PM
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If you think these are snake oil, check out this. Stick it anywhere in the room, nay, the building, and enjoy better sound, whether you know it's there or not!

On a headphone forum I frequent there were actually a couple people sticking up for this thing.

Re: Snake Oil Product of the Week.
#125541 01/30/06 09:53 PM
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All I can say is Unbelievable!


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Re: Snake Oil Product of the Week.
#125542 01/30/06 10:32 PM
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And all I can say is: People are stupid.


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Re: Snake Oil Product of the Week.
#125543 01/31/06 03:49 AM
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Priceless, Adam!


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Re: Snake Oil Product of the Week.
#125544 01/31/06 04:02 AM
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Unreal.

Can you imagine trying to have a normal conversation with some of these folks who actually believe in this voodoo? Makes you wonder what else rattles around in those craniums.


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Re: Snake Oil Product of the Week.
#125545 01/31/06 04:15 AM
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Just awful.


"Those who preach the myths of audio are ignorant of truth."
Re: Snake Oil Product of the Week.
#125546 01/31/06 04:18 AM
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No question;...our young Ms Bright, as referenced, had made a trip with the clock to "Elsewhere" and back!

We gotta be talkin' velocity and distance time cones here for sure! Perhaps they made it work!!

Re: Snake Oil Product of the Week.
#125547 01/31/06 08:00 AM
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I submit this and this.


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Re: Snake Oil Product of the Week.
#125548 01/31/06 09:10 AM
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Wow, that Machina Dynamica is hilarious. I hope that "Brillian Pebbles" and "Clever Little Clock" is tongue-in-cheek. If not, I'd love to meet someone stupid enough to send this guy money, and offer him/her an upgrade. My upgrade would cost only $999, far more than the piddly $199 they paid for the original; hence mine must be better.

From this guy's web site:
In reply to:


Summary
The Intelligent Chip works quantum mechanically, via coherent quantum superposition and quantum entanglement. Two coherent light sources (the CD player laser and the Q-dots in the Chip) interact strongly with the atoms in the CD's polycarbonate layer to produce long-lasting, superior optical transparency, thus better optical signal to noise ratio (OSNR) during the laser-reading process for better sound.

CD laser light escapes the player through a number of small holes, unused input/output jacks and narrow gaps in the player case. The emitted light from the quantum dot arrays in the Chip combines with the CD laser light in the room and inside the player; the commingled light interacts with the CD's polycarbonate material, improving its optical characteristics. The new Intelligent Box, with quantum material and light source inside the box, lends credence to this Definitive Explanation of How the Intelligent Chip Works.





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