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10,000 posts = retirement

10,000 posts = no time to watch movies and to enjoy their Axiom's

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that you're firmly at #3. I haven't been posting as much lately, so you've got a chance! For that matter, neither has Peter...

Anyway, come around as often as you can. It's good to hear from you.

6688 and slowing down = I used to have lots of spare time.

Now it's time for you to take a vacation so you can get up to 10,000. You can do it.

I figure, that at my age I'm not gonna make the next level by myself.

So I have it in my will that if my grandkids expect to get anything, they gotta get me to the next level "Before" I get placed in the ground.

...even if it means laptops clackin' away at my funeral!

I fully intend to be planted with an M3 along for the ride, and if the kids know what's good for them, there better be "Axiomite" stenceled across the front of my casket!

>>> I figure, that at my age I'm not gonna make the next level by myself. <<<

Hey Rich, God forbid whenever that day comes may I by any chance have your post count since you won't be needing them anymore? I can PM you all of the info to get them passed on (sorry, that didn't sound right) ... forwarded to me.

Ok Rick, it's a deal!!

Of course, since I'll have to bribe the kids to get my count up to 5K, there will need to be a contribution.

You can tape a check to the casket!

(.....think that'll fool 'em?)

>>> You can tape a check to the casket! <<<

Deals?

OK, how about discounting that whole 'casket' idea and doing it right. I'll (for FREE, mind you) scatter your ashes anywhere you like, within a reasonable distance from the Melbourne airport ... and we'll even provide the baggie and a card. Even Steven. Deal?

Speaking of ashes and airplanes, true story...

Several years ago whenever one of the prominent farmers passed away in south Florida the family wanted his ashes scattered over his farm. I somehow got the job and flew the widow in the 182, we opened the window and out went the ashes ... except that we somehow forgot that the high outside pressure would want to get inside the airplane, bringing the ashes with it. I cleaned the man's ashes out of that airplane for several weeks after that.

So...you inhaled a dead guy eh? lol How did she react when this happened?