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How absurd is this?
#12830 07/02/03 06:52 PM
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http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/07/02/popsci.stereo.kill/index.html

Re: How absurd is this?
#12831 07/02/03 06:56 PM
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Extremely! I mean, copying and pasting links is, like, sooo 2001! :P

For the lazy:
http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/07/02/popsci.stereo.kill/index.html

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#12832 07/02/03 07:00 PM
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As if a "vintage" Dodge Caravan needed any help rattling itself to pieces (-- spoken from experience).

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#12833 07/03/03 02:42 AM
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Extremely absurd. Gawd. Well, at least they don't thump down the street (most of them...)


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#12834 07/03/03 03:50 PM
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Hey, ridiculous. You do realize that during the Vietnam war, there was serious research by Pentagon types on a high-decibel type of super subwoofer--I think the operating frequency was between 6 and 12 Hz--that when aimed at the advancing army was so loud it would cause them to, er, um, void their bowels, thus incapacitating the enemy.

Perhaps further research is in order for upcoming sound-offs. . .

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Re: How absurd is this?
#12835 07/03/03 04:39 PM
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That sounds like a better idea than the current "shock and awe" method using MOAB's.

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#12836 07/03/03 05:20 PM
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I think the conventional wisdom is that bass sounds don't have directionality whatsoever. Correct?

So... I see ONE problem on the super subwoofer as weapon: How the heck do you "aim" the subsonic sound to the enemy, without also exposing the friendly to the same powerful bowel-emptying effects?

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#12837 07/03/03 05:54 PM
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I think you'd have to leave it in a hidden area and have it set off by shi-- I mean trip wire.

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#12838 07/03/03 05:55 PM
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Didn't Southpark do an episode similar to this? Where the kids were trying to recreate the noise at a huge recorder concert?
I didn't know Southpark was so educational

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#12839 07/03/03 06:14 PM
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Hi sushi,

Yep, I think that's why the project was abandoned. What happened to the good guys in the field, let alone the troops operating the equipment?


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